Saturday, December 5, 2009

Lost

It is the particular penalty of those who pursue strange butterflies into dark forests, and go fishing in enchanted and forbidden streams. 
-- H.L. Mencken, The Divine Afflatus

Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted. -- John Lennon


Obviously Google Ads can't make heads or tails of what I inflict on this site. Looking at the right margin of this page, I always see ads about Jesus -- the history of his death, how he loves you, ad infinitum (unintended but good pun); also two ads about God, at least mitigated by a topic I can tolerate -- "Is there life after death?" (It's a big yes for Jesus.) But I hate it when they mix religion with astronomy, The Big Bang, and DNA. Having mentioned key words like Jesus and God here, I'm sure those Google Ads will remain. At least the bottom ad, like "Have fun killing flies," provides fun and relief. Still, this reinforces my observation that Google Ads is lost as far as my way of thinking is concerned.  
Hehehe.

Suppose I discuss John  Lennon here? Will Google read this and post some ads about him and the Beatles? We will not know unless I try, huh? Well, here we go:

Recently, taking a break from Ishmael's whale and Pip's great expectations, I pored through The Beatles Anthology, a big, heavy and costly book (it's worth the money, by the way), and read some pages about Lennon. This, naturally, tickled some molecular brain cells, which quickly pulled out from dusty drawers of memory random tidbits about him, his songs, his opinions about music, and his attitude toward life.

For example, Lennon was not sure about the merit of the lyrics he wrote for Across The Universe, although he obviously loved it. In a Playboy interview  in the January 1980 issue, he said he is leaving judgment to posterity.

Words are flying out
like endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass
They slip away across the universe...

Thoughts meander like a
restless wing inside a letter box
They tumble blindly as
they make their way across the universe.

Lennon had in separate instances expressed great fondness for the lyrics of this song, but he was going through a bad time then and had lost the confidence essential to an artist's ability to create good stuff.

And like many inheritors of the Great Craft, he sometimes borrowed from the old masters. Because, which appeared in the Abbey Road album,  was based around the chords of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, which Yoko Ono was playing on the piano one day. So I listened to the sonata, and, as Lennon pointed out, his song sounded like Ludwig's, too.

Close your eyes to the music and we are in 1801, the tormented master playing Piano Sonata in C minor, imagine a woman, dressed in the fashion of the period, seated in the room and listening. Through the darkness outside the window, the moon is full, but the pavements  can only be glimpsed by the feeble lights cast by the streetlamps...

Every streetlamp
seems to beat
a fatalistic warning...

And the past stretches to the present, where we find a Japanese woman playing the old song; her famous husband, lying on the sofa, asks her to play the chords backward. She does, and an improvised sonata makes it to the Beatles' last album.

In Lennon's interview that January 1980, he remarked, "...And come to think of it, it looks like I'm going to be 40 and life begins at 40 -- so they promise. And I believe it, too. I feel fine and I'm very excited. It's like, you know, hitting 21, like, 'Wow, what's going to happen next?...'"

What happened next was that he celebrated his 40th birthday on October 9 that year, and before the year was out, four bullets snuffed out his life in New York on December 8.

Dream is over.

 

Complete Beatles stamps and S/S


John Lennon graphics by Gypsy48 in photobucket.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Ang Thesis ni Anna


Namimilipit na ba kayo sa taas ng bayad sa kuryente, LPG at iba pang may kinalaman sa energy consumption? Kung gano'n basahin itong solusyon ni Anna -- sabay ilag! He he he...


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Fifty years after the end of WWII, the US Postal Service planned to include a picture of the Hiroshima bomb as a historic event in a souvenir sheet commemorating the end of the war. However, due to objections from Japan, followed by pressure from the White House, the design was replaced with a picture of President Truman announcing the end of war.

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“Oy, oy, oy, Anna,” bunghalit ng MassCom titser ni Anna. “Ano’ng ibig sabihin nitong BNBNPP? Kung maglagay ka ng pamagat sa term paper mo parang knock-knock.”

“Ma’am naman. Iyan ang thesis ko sa energy problem: Biyaya Ng Bataan Nuclear Power Plant. Outline pa lang ‘yan, ma’am.”

“Naku, bata ka, kung magsulat ka parang di ka umiinom ng kape; di ka na ninerbiyos. Ayan at pumuputak na naman yang mga cause-oriented group at NGOs sa armageddon na idudulot niyang plantang iyan at sinasalungat mo pa. Sumapi ka na ba sa grupong BNPP na gustong makabalato sa kickback ng mga opisyales na gusto na namang buhayin yang planta?’

“Grupong BNPP? Ma'am, ha, bumabawi kayo. Pero sige, sirit na, ano ang BNPP mo?”

“Eh di Binayaran Na Peryodistang Palamunin. Kung anu-anong kahunghangan ang itinutulak nila para maduling ang taong-bayan sa depekto ng nuclear plant na ‘yan. At ikaw, Anna, ano namang biyaya ang ihihirit mo?’

“Eto, ma’am, namber wan, malulutas ng nuclear plant ang birth control isyu na pinagbabangayan lagi ng DOH at CBCP.”

“Kinakabahan ako sa kambyo ng utak mo, iha, pero sige, paki-ekspleyn lang kung ano ang connection ng DOH at CBCP sa nuclear plant sa Morong.”

“Beri simpol, ma’am. Kung matutunaw yung planta, automatic burado agad ang kalahati ng population natin, from 80 million to 40 million, at magiging warat na ang debate kung rhythm o rock-'n'-roll method ang mabisang birth control.”

“Ay wapen! Ba’t di ko naisip agad ‘yan. (Siguro dahil normal akong tao.) Eh ano naman itong pati poverty eh malulutas din ng BNPP?”

“Isipin mo, ma’am, karamihan sa mga Pinoy ay yagit. Ngayon, kung hahatiin mo ang population, di ba lalabas sa statistics na mas kokonti ang mga mahihirap ngayon kaysa noong hindi pa pinaaandar yung planta?”

Aba, ang galing pala ng Westinghouse, hane? Ba’t di pa tayo magpagawa ng isa pang nuclear plant, diyan naman sa may Mt. Pinatubo, para wala nang pobre sa Pilipinas?”

“Oo nga, ma’am! Ang dami ko nang natutuhan talaga sa iyo! Mawawala na rin ang unemployment problem natin dahil magiging kaluluwa na lang ang mga walang trabaho rito. Kaya lang pati yung may trabaho matutunaw din. On the other hand, ang tinitingnan lang naman sa statistics eh yung unemployment rate, kaya tiyak gaganda ang figures ng NEDA diyan.”

“Heh! Nagbiro ako sinakyan mo na agad. Pero, according to your nakakahindik na thesis, bababa na rin yung crime rate dahil bababa na rin sa impiyerno ang mga criminal. For the same reason, mawawala na rin ang graft and corruption, prostitution, deforestation, pati na ang ating nation. Akalain mo nga ba namang pakyawan pala ang biyayang dulot ng nuclear meltdown, ano?”

“Yes, ma’am. Parang tutoo rin yung sinasabi ng mga backers niyang planta na makakatipid tayo sa kuryente. Imagine, pagputok niyang planta, yung hindi naging liquid metal sa atin eh hindi na kailangan ang Meralco at Napocor para magkailaw pa – dahil tayo na mismo, umiilaw! Yung mga taga-Bataan, ma’am, eh 100 watts siguro ang liwanag nila.”

“Ay, wa! Yung mga nasa Maynila 50 watts sila; at ikaw, Anna, dahil low-bat ka eh 25 watts ka lang. At ano naman ang karumal-dumal na mungkahi ng thesis mo?”

“Gawin nating industrial estate yung paligid ng nuclear power plant at diyan itayo ang mga pabrika at resthouse ng mga backer nitong BNPP, dahil iyon ay talagang lugar na pang-rest in peace, ‘ika nga. Kung gusto nilang piped-in music, siguro puwede yung Afterglow. Ano sa tingin niyo, ma’am?’

“Sa tingin ko’y radioactive na itong utak ko, iha. Haay, salamat at nag-bell na. Ano ba’ng susunod mong subject?”

“Psychology, ma’am. Si Dr. Hannibal Lecter ang professor ko. Ang galing-galing niya, ma’am! May thesis din ako para sa kanya!”

“Siyanga?! Naku, hindi lang pala ako ang suwerte sa araw na ito. Matutuwa sigurado iyon dahil magkakaintindihan kayo. Dali, puntahan mo at yayain mong mag-field trip sa BNPP.”


Stamp photos and caption from http://library.buffalo.edu/libraries/asl/exhibits/stamps/atomicbomb/